And now the time has come

...to order pizza. When the old man leaves, I go right back into bachelorette mode (except for dating) which is comprised of the following:
Ordering pizza with odd combos on it (tonight is Greek Pizza with olive oil, tomatoes, spinach, feta cheese and red onions)
Eating cold pizza three times per day until it's gone
Drinking as much soda as humanly possible
Ordering burgers when I get tired of pizza
Taking showers until the water runs cool
Experimental hair styles
Tonight's Movie Selection: something with Steven Seagal in it, circa 1988 before the "puffy face" stage. Mrraow.