Recipe: Homemade Prozac

Good for soothing depression and feelings of futility.
Ingredients:
Breyers Dulce de Leche (caramel swirl) Ice cream
Real Bacon Bits

Directions:
Swirl spoon around in ice cream until some of it is kind of melty.
Sprinkle bacon bits into melty parts.
Swirl a little more.

Dosage:
Eat a few spoonfuls of ice cream combined with melty ice cream/bacon bits.
Eat directly from cartoon.
Let ice cream melt in mouth.
Chew bacon bits thoughtfully.
Ponder the fact that life isn't all bad.
Wash down with RC Cola.