Total Frustration

My useless fucking wireless company, Sprint, keeps managing to sneak extra charges onto my account and I am fucking sick of it. So it says "manage your account online" and there's no way to remove the extra shit online. What kind of account managing is that?
Then my water company hangs door hangers to inform you you're late on water payment and charges $25 per door hanger.
Note to these companies: you are all a bunch of greedy cocksuckers. Burn in hell.
Fucking ridiculous...