Yawn

It's 1:27am but I didn't want to skip a day of writing. I want to write articles and such and this book I read about that says you must write every day.
Technically, I skipped Monday because it's officially Tuesday but I haven't gone to bed yet which makes it still kinda Monday. So I didn't skip shit!
Here's an interesting recipe. I had it for dinner.
Stroganoff with Veggies and Fried Chicken Patty
Serves 1 masochist.
1. Buy Lipton Stroganoff in package.
2. Follow directions for microwave but add frozen veggies. Feel clever about minimal mess, maximum yuminess (you hope).
3. Cook for ten min. as indicated by directions. Note that sauce is still watery.
4. Stick chicken patty on top of Stroganoff goop.
5. Cook for five more minutes until noodles are gummy, sauce is still watery but hot and chicken is soggy.
6. Choke it down while wishing you had money to order a fucking pizza.
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Well, off to bed to listen to Led Zep until I fall asleep. Hopefully I'll be more clever in the morning. Or afternoon. Whatever.