Very Bad Things

Just thinking about some really "special" moments in my life, most of these are quite old but I just got to thinking and yes, giggling...mostly because I am not *that* nuts anymore.
1. Many years ago: just coming down from some LSD...thought "I really need a drink." Proceeded to down friend's Captain Morgan. Sighs of pity all around.
2. Went to visit a friend in jail...noticed cute inmate on next aisle over. Announcement "Death row inmates please exit..." Cute inmate gets up to exit...
3. More hallucinations, purely unintentional, from psychiatric medicine, start crying with new friend on phone, in a panic, new friend rescues me, immediatley am smitten and launch head first into relationship with new friend (whoops, married him, still married to him).
Ok, that one worked out well. Better than the death row guy would have.
4... hmmm...I think that's all I want to share. Recent royal fuck-ups will be addressed later. Check back in ten years.
Like I said, #3 was not a fuckup.