A Love Letter To The Water Dept

Dear Representative of the Local Water Dept:
I just want you to know that you are a total bitch and your job is meaningless at best, evil at worst.
Charging people $25 when they are a couple weeks late on the bill is robbery and even though you didn't make the policy, you enforce it and are a snide worthless piece of shit besides. Your insinuations and veiled insults made me dizzy with anger so congrats on your success as a waste of oxygen and other valuable resources.
Burn in hell.
Sincerely,
Dissatisfied Customer